πŸ’³ Payments & Compliance β€” global, regulated, fair

How the platform takes money, protects customers, and stays legal in every market we serve.

Our promise, in plain words: we never take a penny without the customer's full, informed consent; an order is only placed β€” and only ever shipped β€” after payment is received in full; and every transaction is recorded, refundable, and protected by the same consumer rules we expect for ourselves. This page is written so a customer with no legal training can read it and know exactly where they stand.

1. Pay in full, before anything ships

2. What we accept β€” and the fees we pay (transparent)

MethodTypeFee (what we pay, never passed on in the small print)Status
BTCPay ServerCrypto (BTC, Lightning, LTC, XMR, USDC…)~0% β€” self-hosted, the lowest possibleready to configure
StripeCards (Visa, Mastercard, Amex…)~2.9% + 20p per transactionready to configure
Coinbase CommerceFiat + crypto~1%ready to configure

We choose the lowest-fee route per payment: crypto settles through BTCPay at ~0%; card payments go through the card processor. We will never hide a fee in the small print β€” what you see is what we pay.

3. Your rights as a customer (UK & EU baseline, honoured globally)

4. How we keep it secure

5. The honest limits (we will never pretend otherwise)

🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Darren Houston Limited Β· SΒ·OS Β· πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Everyone welcome Β· Love is love Β· No one left behind